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Beth Evans is my patronus.
Hey guys, I did a thing.
Dorothy Zbornak aka the Queen of the Bitch Face
(Source: estellegettys)
GONNA STUFF A CHICKEN
LIKE MY MAMA TAUGHT ME
GONNA STUFF A CHICKEN
DOOOOOOWN TO MISSISSIPPIIIIIIIIII
I have sunburned arms and feel sluggish from a lack of vegetables but in good news I have regular internet access again and my new laptop has been ordered huzzah huzzah.
I just realized: I am Duncan.
So I haven’t been on tumblr much this past week because I’m up at the new house, pounding the pavement doing applications and interviews, sprucing up the house, and so on. I’m still laptop-less (did I mention that before? Yeah, I’m currently laptop-less), so tumblr hasn’t been a huge priority. (Though I’ve had stuff in the queue, which y’all seem to be enjoying.)
But. I needed to pop in and say that today I met Hannah Hart and hugged her and gave her coloring books and crayons for her and the whole Hello Harto team and my heart was hammering out of my chest the entire time.
Also, I forgot to tell her at the time, but in the least creepy way I can possibly say this - now that I’ve seen her in person, I see she has a super cute butt. It’s cool, Hannah - my friends always compliment me on my super cute butt. We can be cute butt sisters.
Several of my close friends were involved in mathematics of some sort in their studies, so I heard about the Differential Equations class a lot. Everyone who took it would shorten it to “Diff EQ” all the time. I heard it so often that it became embedded in my brain as “Diffy-Q.”
“Yeah man, I have tons of homework for Diffy-Q tonight.”
“Diffy-Q is killing me.”
It’s like the Jiffy-Pop of math. Or a mathematical treat from Dairy Queen.
I’m sorry, mathletes. I know not what I do.