Partying on New Year's Eve?
fauxxe: Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
My laptop is currently kaput, thus my internet access (outside of work) is currently limited. ALAS. The lack of tumblr in my daily life is saddening. Really only because my dash is huuuuge whenever I do check it, though. Also because I like y’all. Anyway. This is where I’d put a .gif, but there aren’t any saved on this computer, so. Awkward ending.
[warnings: cultural appropriation, food, food...
torayot: kavitiya: anonymous asked: is a white person eating Chinese/Indian/Thai food cultural appropriation? Serious question. i think there are a lot of problems with the way food from non-white places / cultures is described in these all-encompassing generalized terms, when it’s often a lot more complicated. i think that all-encompassing terms (“chinese food,” “indian food,” “mexican...
Things I find funny:
Allcaps Hyperbole Lack of punctuation When people say the word “belch” while they actually belch Bug-eyed dogs making ridiculous expressions
Too many photo-reblog tumblrs I follow ruin everything by reblogging ~hipster headdress~ crap. Pushing all my buttons. Need to institute some kind of personal three-strike rule for that stuff. Or maybe two-strike. If only I were more assertive and could tell people “Hey, that’s not cool and here’s why” without wanting to crawl under the floor.
It bothers me that no one has the patience to deal with someone who is just sad.– Emily Haines (via quote-book) I am just sad. Sad sad sad and so sensitive today to everything. Brush teeth, crawl into bed, call B. and talk a bit, then sleep. Maybe I won’t be sad tomorrow.
zurik replied to your photo: Aw yeah. Time to wrap presents. I am accompanied… Duuuude. Wrapping right now? SLACKER. Also nice music choices. Also cannot get over how pretty you are. :O Haha, I am a total slacker. B. and I did gift exchange on Friday (well, he got half of his; the rest isn’t ready because again, I am the procrastination queen), and I hadn’t even wrapped his by...
Spent Christmas Eve hanging out with B. We went out to a super tasty dinner (and for dessert I finally tried khao niao tat*, aka sweetened sticky rice with a coconutty cream/custard on top, and OH MY GOD so delicious), then watched all three Christmas episodes of Community because of course we did. Currently my parents are sleeping on the couch/in the armchair, but as soon as they wake up and go...
For a hot shower, a warm sweater, lots of crocheting, and my sketchbook so I can spend all day drawing Sailor Senshi and the Toreador vampire I made last night while hanging out with B.
The 4th GIF from the end of your folder is your...
quitecamille: somuchdependsupon: av3ry: cutthroatpixie: flanoir:
Whose idea was it to refer to farting as “cutting the cheese”? Honestly. Whose?
My lips are so chapped, you guys. No matter what I do. The horror.
"If more girls would sit down and be ladies, more...
I fart in your general direction.
apio: THE HOBBIT — I’d defer to Katie’s insightful commentary but I have some serious feelings here, because this trailer? IS OFF. THE. CHAIN. Choosing to use the song at 0:50 has to be one of the biggest risks and greatest triumphs in all of trailer-making. I say this because the singing in RotK was so hit-and-miss (ex: the bone-rattling, utterly haunting scene of Pippin singing for Denethor...
These kids totally made this in their basement during summer break of 2002 at one in the morning after drinking five cans each of Vanilla Coke.
Today is the sort of day that should be spent in bed with the cats. Any other use is a crime against decency. Sigh.
Lebkuchen and chocolates - Christmas treats from our friends in Germany. Bliss. Soon: Nyquil and an early bedtime.
I never realized how many people are so utterly irresponsible until I started working here.
lazaruslady: fox-power: So my 13 y/o brother is on Xbox Live with his friends in the other room and the past 20 minutes I’ve heard him say Dude why do you use gay as an insult? You guys are fucking sexist, this is why I’m the only one of us who has a girlfriend Wow that wasn’t racist or anything No seriously gay does not mean stupid BOOMSHOT!!!!!!!!!! SO PROUD who is this child so I...
Thoughts on The Golden Girls episodes "Sick and...
The mother of the little boy with the pee cup in the first episode is my favorite bit character in the entire series In the second ep when Blanche says “I’m so mad I could scream” and then does and it is a perfect scream
Maybe I should go to cosmetology school and learn how to do hair. Then if my aspirations to be an actor fall through I can find a funky, cute little salon and be a hair stylist. I’d be okay with that. Or I could continue to sit on my ass being a receptionist all day, wanting to bang my head against the wall.
My worst audition haunts me, because of this producer who was holding it. When I...– Alison Brie on her worst audition. More at EW.com (via fuckyeahalisonbrie) Oh Alison. I feel you. <3
People often defend young men’s abusive or violent behavior by reciting that...– Jackson Katz in The Macho Paradox (via ughthingsstuff) MACHO CULTURE PISSES ME OFF. (via froth)
Sooo, I never exercised because while prepping dinner (I had planned to work out while it cooked), I sliced the love out of my left index finger with my butcher knife. It’s a bit deep and went through my fingernail, but it only chopped off the very tip of the nail so it’s not too terrible. And fortunately my knives are super sharp, so it was a super clean cut. All told, no stitches...
I'm actually excited about exercising when I get...
WHO AM I.