I’m moving today (minus most furniture, which will come up… sometime) because I start work tomorrow, and I have no boxes left, so at this point I’m just throwing things into suitcases and random bags and really wishing I’d planned better but hey that’s how I roll. *rolls across the floor, out the door, down the street, and off beyond the horizon*
You mean the generation that paid three times as much for college to enter a job...– When comments are better than the article, Atlantic edition (“The Cheapest Generation: Why Millennials arent’ buying cars or houses, and what that means for the economy”) Every time someone says we’re a lazy and entitled generation I’m going to show them this They should be happy most of us...
I have so many sub-accounts what do I do with myself
Want something delicious? Here’s what you do: Take a slice of rye bread. Slice up half an avocado and mash it directly on the bread. Sprinkle said avocado mash with lime juice. Now lay some fine strips of turkey meat over that avocado. Then gently cover it all with some swiss cheese. Lastly and most importantly, grind some black pepper over everything.
Ahhh I’m trying so hard to stop being afraid of bumblebees and honeybees because I know they’re really chill. But irrational fears are called irrational for a reason. I was outside at a benefit on Sunday, and a big ol’ adorable carpenter bee kept buzzing around me and crawling on my leg, and I basically faceplanted into my friend’s shoulder and just tried to breathe easy...
Hey guys, I did a thing.
GONNA STUFF A CHICKEN LIKE MY MAMA TAUGHT ME GONNA STUFF A CHICKEN DOOOOOOWN TO MISSISSIPPIIIIIIIIII
I have sunburned arms and feel sluggish from a lack of vegetables but in good news I have regular internet access again and my new laptop has been ordered huzzah huzzah.
Hyperbole and a Half: Boyfriend Ate Two Whole Bags... →
I just realized: I am Duncan.
So I haven’t been on tumblr much this past week because I’m up at the new house, pounding the pavement doing applications and interviews, sprucing up the house, and so on. I’m still laptop-less (did I mention that before? Yeah, I’m currently laptop-less), so tumblr hasn’t been a huge priority. (Though I’ve had stuff in the queue, which y’all seem to be...
Several of my close friends were involved in mathematics of some sort in their studies, so I heard about the Differential Equations class a lot. Everyone who took it would shorten it to “Diff EQ” all the time. I heard it so often that it became embedded in my brain as “Diffy-Q.” “Yeah man, I have tons of homework for Diffy-Q tonight.” “Diffy-Q is killing...
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zombieirish: -Waterbending -Earthbending -Firebending -Airbending -Using the force -Telekenisis -Flying -The Matrix -Alchemy -Kamehameha -Going Super Saiyan -Jutsu Hand Signs - Acquiring your cat and then trying to morph it even though you’ve never even SEEN an Escafil Device
agender-unicorn: Anne Hathaway and Her Struggle To Contain Her Feminist Rants During Interviews: The Docudrama Anne Hathaway: Adventures in Do I Want to Be You or Be Your Best Friend (or Both)
I’m half-convinced my friend Jeremy is not a person but, in fact, a phenomenon. For example, he frequently defies all logical odds. During college, one of his friends downloaded a program but needed a key code to get it to install. You know, one of those ridiculous codes that’s like “mfn5FS8gil900dwBsi623knrllJDFin945s2mog” or something. Jeremy was like, “It’s...
I am an adorable caterpillar and someday I will sleep at which point I’ll spin myself a cocoon which will be filled with soft pillows and chocolate and The Golden Girls and then eventually I will emerge as a beautiful butterfly
What would Elfangor do?– Ax, Book #52: The Sacrifice (via froth)
officialdogblog: procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due Behold my college experience in a nutshell.
A text message, presented without context:
Me: I know. My puppetry snobbery is one of my least flattering traits.
When tonight is "Community"'s season finale and I...
I just remembered that we have soup and now I’m so happy.
Last Saturday night I was at Steak ‘n’ Shake with my sister and my brother-in-law and my brother-in-law’s parents, and I told my sister that when they have kids, she should teach them to call me senpai. I don’t know why. I don’t know why I did this. Why did I say this. Who have I become.
The potato wedges cooking in the oven right now: Let me sing you the song of my people.
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I feel exceedingly peculiar. Perhaps I should sleep.
How to make a comfort box
mentalillnessmouse: A comfort box is a great simple idea that you can try at home. A comfort box is a box which you can fill with things that relax you or calm you. Bags and backpacks can also make great portable alternatives to an actual box. Here are some possible things a comfort box or bag could include: Your favourite chocolate or candy Stuffed animals or toys Your favourite Books or...
I’m tired and would like to go to bed. But last night I went to bed at midnight and proceeded to lie awake for two hours. So maybe I’ll just sit up instead. Hrghghghgh.
Oddly anxious lately for no apparent reason like what’s up with that brain wat r u doin I thought we were friends again
I Was Sad, So I Took a Nap: An Autobiography
joetrohnam: Why don’t schools offer a class on how to argue with someone without crying.
What Is Up With "Thou," "Thee," "Thy," and...