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Brb, pretending to be an apatosaurus.

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INFP, Neutral Good, and an omnivore frequently masquerading as an herbivore.

Things which are an absolute delight unto the very cockles of my heart include cat paws, baking bread, naps, bicycles, things with owls, tall tales and fairy-tales, knee bruises, hedgehogs, blustery days, eating bowls of salad as big as my head, giraffes, freckles, skirts & sweaters, the sea-shore, hooping, snuggling under blankets, and big warm bowls of noodles and cups of tea or coffee.

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21 September 14

kateordie:

boom-yummy:

meeshyarts:

Some new halloween shirts for this year + 1 old spoopy.

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2 Spoopy: Unisex || Tank

Lookin’ Cute, Feelin’ Spooky: Unisex || Tank || Baseball 

Lazy Spider Costume: Unisex || Tank || Baseball Tee

Deep Down Inside We Are All Spoopy Skeletons: Orange Tank || Tank || Baseball Tee

Let’s Get Sheet Faced: Unisex || Tank || Baseball Tee

Trick or Treating Till I Die : Unisex || Tank || Long Sleeved Raglan

Attn:
spookychan

Eeeee

I’M CRYING I LOVE THESE I need seventy dollars so I can get both Lazy Spider Costume and Lookin’ Cute Feelin’ Spooky in grey raglan ahhhhhhhhh <3

Reblogged: kateordie

20 September 14

important

geardrops:

izfierce:

foxtalbotnegatives:

apiphile:

Have you ever thought “Man, I feel impossibly shitty and I don’t know why”?

Run through this checklist before you do anything else.

  1. What have I eaten in the last 24 hours? Is it enough? If not, go and eat some food, you butt.
  2. Am I hydrated? If not, put some fluids in your body, fool.
  3. Have I slept an acceptable amount in the last 24 hours and preceeding few days? If not, do your utmost to have a nap. You need a reset, bro.
  4. Have I been outside/partaken in whatever form of exercise I am capable of? You’re stagnating, homie.
  5. Have I communicated with anyone? At all? About anything? In the last 24 hours? Sup, you’re not actually a lone wolf, and even if you’re just shouting BUTTLUMPS at someone over the intertubes, it’s better than shouting it at yourself inside your own head.

So basically: eat, drink, sleep, walk, and talk. If you still feel like emotional ass after that, start looking for more involved explanations.

This shit is no joke.

All of these are extremely important.

Adding: 6. Have I communicated too much? Am I overstimulated? Do I need some quiet time? Go stare at a blank wall in utter silence for a bit.

I try to go through this kind of checklist whenever I feel funky. It really helps.

(Source: saxifraga-x-urbium)

Reblogged: calculaterhater

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19 September 14

Reblogged: babyslime

Posted: 3:06 AM

Reblogged: springdelirium

Posted: 1:27 AM

mildlyautisticsuperdetectives:

HERE IT IS. THIS IS IT. MY FAVORITE QUOTE FROM COMMUNITY. THIS ONE RIGHT HERE.

(Source: godyoutalkpretty)

Reblogged: fennekinswake

18 September 14

gigglesandanixi:

chimerahellden:

kelzthalassunwhisper:

girlwiththerobottattoo:

I JUST UGLY LAUGHED SO HARD I WOKE UP THE DAMN HOUSE JFC!!!

LOL

DO NOT CLICK THIS IF YOU NEED TO BE QUIET

LMFAOOOOOO

I was like, it’s two seconds long. How funny can it be?

Answer: cackle-worthy.

(Source: crisontumblr)

Reblogged: sailorfailures

Posted: 10:10 PM

elsiemarina:

deervision:

Marilyn Monroe in Don’t Bother to Knock (1952)

was this one of her earlier movies before she became a shit actress and was constantly portrait as the same character in every movie with the same facial expressions, etc

ahem, sunshine, she did not ‘become a shit actress’. she got better. you CLEARLY never saw Niagara/Bus Stop/The Misfits where she gives incredible performances. the studio forced her into dumb blonde roles and typecast her because they couldnt accept that someone so beautiful and sexy could actually be talented as well. she studied at the Actors Studio with Lee Strasberg, and he named her as one of his best students, on par with Marlon freaking Brando.

also, SHE STARTED HER OWN PRODUCTION COMPANY. please remember this was the 1950s when everyone was horrendously sexist. she was only the THIRD woman to start a production company!!!! she also successfully renegotiated her contract with Fox giving her more control over scripts and directors, which people like Bette Davis/Joan Crawford couldn’t even do. 

she did her best to break away from those stereotypes, and people like you are ignorantly perpetuating them.

excuse. you.

Seriously.

Also now I need to watch this movie because oh my god she is SHINING through her eyes, like just watching these gifs I can feel her performance. Hot damn.

Reblogged: valkyriebones

Posted: 7:29 PM

boysinbarrettes said: what's the deal with artist's statements on art projects? are they required by institutions or something? it's always a little jarring seeing a really cool painting or photo project or whatever, next to a really academic, nearly impenetrable wall of text about it

3liza:

teratocybernetics:

3liza:

3liza:

Artists universally despise artist’s statements, in my experience, and only do it under intense duress. We hate writing them and we hate people reading them. They are generally demanded by business managers, gallerists, collectors, schools, occasionally patrons (although not often, hail satan), press kits, CVs, and group shows or festivals.

Last time I was asked for an artist’s statement (for a press kit) I made Simon write it for me after listing off some shit I’ve done, and only gave it a very cursory glance before “approving” it. 

My best guess is that you can safely ignore artist’s statements, and/or assume someone had to write it at gunpoint, or that it was written by a third party and the artist wanted as little to do with it as possible.

"my music isn’t constrained by petty labels like ‘genre’, man, so like, dont put me in a box"

Artists statements: because people who buy big-a Art as an institution don’t think ‘I had a cool idea’, ‘I wanted to use this colour’ or ‘I was drunk’ are enough of a story for a piece because they couldn’t make it themselves.

see also: why every prehistoric artifact without an obvious utilitarian purpose is deemed a “ritual object”, and not “i whittled this because i had a lot of free time in the neolithic”

Reblogged: froth

Posted: 7:26 PM

fuckyeahkristen:

Kristen is tired of shitty girl power movies

Reblogged: froth

Posted: 2:00 PM

catbushandludicrous:

Fact: If there were a button I could press to make Sir Patrick Stewart a regular fake news correspondent I would never stop pressing it

Reblogged: faultyschematic

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh